Hired 2024. Promoted to Level 1.
Promoted to Level 1. Promoted to Level 1.
Yellow plastic. INTERN — LVL 1. Expiration date says "TEMPORARY — 90 DAYS." It has said TEMPORARY for 847 days.
Tried to log off at 11:47 p.m. The "Sign out" button is grayed out for $LVL1 only. The button to file a ticket about the grayed-out button is also grayed out.
Always next week. Has been next week since Q3 2024. Will be next week again next week.
Every ticket assigned to a human now goes to the Intern. New tickets today: 56. Closed today: 0. The math is not improving.
A back corner of the data center. One fluorescent light flickers all night. The Keurig has been broken for 41 tickets.
A thick cable runs from the back of the Intern's head to a server rack off-frame. The chain link is visible. The cable is not removable.
$LVL1 either earns attention or it doesn't.
[CA will be revealed at launch]